|
February 15, 2002 - 10:22 am I was thinking I'd maybe not update today, but my morning so far has just been too good. Conversation # 1: My aunt and I Aunt: The popcorn button on my microwave doesn't work anymore. I guess I'm going to throw it away. I: Why don't you just cook it without using the popcorn button? Aunt: Huh. I never thought of that. Yes. Seriously. I couldn't have made it up. Also: Conversation # 2: Security guard and student Security Guard: (SMACK) Student: Ow! What was that for? SG: You smacked me in the lunchroom the other day. Now we're even. Student: No I didn't! SG: Yes, you did. (This continues for five minutes) THE END You know, I know they're going to ask me if I'll go on security. I was thinking originally I'd just go with the flow, maybe get a good story out of it. But I think I now have full grounds not to do it. I made a promise to myself a long time ago to not accept jobs where I have to debate whether or not I was ever smacked in the head.
|