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September 06, 2002 - 11:09 am Alright, I�m getting pretty sick of Mr. Sad Bill. That being said: I had no idea I was ready for semi-permanent or permanent commitment. All my life I knew I�d be ready some time around my late twenties or early thirties. I just had a feeling. And the thing is, I�m not at a stage where I�m ready or going to settle down just because I feel it�s the right time. It�s only the right time, and I�m only ready because it�s her. This is what I call the Price Is Right Theory. You remember how the contestants get into the showcase showdown, yes? They spin a giant wheel, and the one who gets closest to a dollar without going over is the winner. Well, there are certain numbers on which you respin. You definitely respin on a 65. 70 starts to get a little iffy, and if you�re respinning on a 70 through 85, you have balls of steel. Sally was a 90. Maybe a 95. I was ready to bid on her vacation package. OK, yes, I just said that, but I�m being sincere. Beh. In happier news, I saw a live monkey on the Disney lot yesterday. It kind of does something good for you when you turn a corner and see a monkey.
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