Today is the day.

It's time for the 1st annual Completely Arbitrarily Scheduled and Silly FadeIn Achievement in Music Awards.

The categories and the winners are listed as follows:

"I Know You Love Me" Smoking Popes

"Please Please Me" The Beatles

"Hitler's Girlfriend" Two guys in a DePaul dorm room circa 1994 that decided to call themselves "The Veltones" and record some songs one afternoon.

That concludes our program.