Want to know about a powerful motivator?

There's no seminar to go to, no speaker to listen to, no system to purchase.

All you need to be motivated to get your life together is to be called in for an interview transcribing episodes of Dr. Phil for $7/hr, from 10pm to 6am (yes) on Friday through Tuesday nights.

"Bill, could you come in and interview for a position that a 3rd grader is overqualified for? And can we keep you up all night? That is, up all night watching Dr. Phil? And can we pay you seven dollars an hour, so that when you look up at the clock and see that it's 3:12am and you're copying word for word the teary eyed marital complaints of a chubby piece of white trash from Oklahoma, you choke back your own vomit while trying to live with the fact that, after taxes, this job would net you less than $900 a month? Oh, and can we kick you in the balls? Repeatedly?"

And the truth is, I'd do it in a red hot fucking second if it were 9-5. $7 per hour for that schedule. Salt in the goddamn wound.

I still may have to. Things are that bad for me, financially, right now. I may have to be a good little soldier. Build some character, and all that.

I have until Monday at 1030am. I'm pulling out all the stops.

I'd rather dig graves.