BushPrez2000: hey bill

XBigDaddyBillX: hey

XBigDaddyBillX: hold on

BushPrez2000: what are you doing?

XBigDaddyBillX: whats up with that screenname?

BushPrez2000: what?

XBigDaddyBillX: its 2001, man

BushPrez2000: i made it last year

BushPrez2000: heh heh heh :)

XBigDaddyBillX: whatever

BushPrez2000: what are you doing?

BushPrez2000: hello????

XBigDaddyBillX: sorry

XBigDaddyBillX: hod on

XBigDaddyBillX: hold

BushPrez2000: ok

BushPrez2000: im still here

XBigDaddyBillX:: sorry...phone call..im back

BushPrez2000: its kewl...who was it?

XBigDaddyBillX: AG

BushPrez2000: ooooohhhhhhh......

BushPrez2000: i c

XBigDaddyBillX: what?

BushPrez2000: nothing

BushPrez2000: hey, where are the post-its in this place?

XBigDaddyBillX: lol :) third drawer down, right side

BushPrez2000: theres a penthouse in that drawar

XBigDaddyBillX: sorry...left side ;)

BushPrez2000: heh heh heh

XBigDaddyBillX: :)

BushPrez2000: 'girls of the wba' huh? :)

XBigDaddyBillX: heh heh...think of the 'lay ups' heh :)

BushPrez2000: what?

BushPrez2000: ???

XBigDaddyBillX: never mind

XBigDaddyBillX: dude...

BushPrez2000: what?

XBigDaddyBillX: this has gotta be a guy!!!

BushPrez2000: what?

XBigDaddyBillX: hold on

XBigDaddyBillX: im gonna send you a pic, ok?

BushPrez2000: kewl

BushPrez2000: damn!

BushPrez2000: shes hot!

XBigDaddyBillX: a little TOO hot, if you know what i mean...

BushPrez2000: what?

XBigDaddyBillX: gotta be a guy...

BushPrez2000: no way

BushPrez2000: ask if you can call her...if she says no, shes a guy

XBigDaddyBillX: that never works...chicks don't always let you call them on here

BushPrez2000: ask what kind of birth control she uses...thats what i always do

XBigDaddyBillX: sweet

XBigDaddyBillX: "i dont use any"

BushPrez2000: oh, whatEV!!!

BushPrez2000: bullshit alert!

XBigDaddyBillX: i know :) good save, lol

BushPrez2000: heh heh :) dude...

XBigDaddyBillX: what?

BushPrez2000: whats arafats screen name?

XBigDaddyBillX: why? dude, once i IMed him an pretended i was a chick...it was hilarious...he totally said he was naked

BushPrez2000: heh heh :) really? i just wanna look at his profile

XBigDaddyBillX: he doesnt have one...uses AIM

BushPrez2000: oh, really? awww :)

XBigDaddyBillX: i know...cheap bastard :) he uses net zero too

BushPrez2000: what???? loser!

XBigDaddyBillX: yeah...hold on...brb

BushPrez2000: kewl, kewl...im just checking out shiznit on ebay

XBigDaddyBillX: sweet! do a search for 'air'

BushPrez2000: why?

BushPrez2000: OMG!!! :)

XBigDaddyBillX: i know!!!

BushPrez2000: ROTFLMAO!!!

BushPrez2000: heh heh heh :)

XBigDaddyBillX: can you believe someone is bidding 1000 bucks on 'a box of air from the oval office'?!?!?!?

BushPrez2000: there's like, 50 bids here!

XBigDaddyBillX: heh :) and it's all legal, baby

BushPrez2000: thats so cool

XBigDaddyBillX: yeah...so what are you doing today?

BushPrez2000: i dunno...im trying to download this scooby doo screensaver but its not installing

XBigDaddyBillX: shaggy RAWKS my socks, heh heh :)

BushPrez2000: damn...g2g

XBigDaddyBillX: what up?

BushPrez2000: saddam just IMed me...he wants to talk on the phone

XBigDaddyBillX: kewlio

BushPrez2000: what are you gonna do? will you be on, in like, an hour?

XBigDaddyBillX: yeah...im just gonna hit the chats til Hill comes home

BushPrez2000: kewl, kewl

XBigDaddyBillX: yup

BushPrez2000: dude...is her screen name 'HotBiFHill'?

XBigDaddyBillX: oh, like im gonna tell YOU :) heh heh

BushPrez2000: later man

XBigDaddyBillX: c ya