10: Harold Mather's List of Ointments

9: Jacob Nivitz's List of Target Hotties

8: Nancy Bermejo's List of People Who Use Way More Dental Floss Than Is Necessary

7: Coach Fulton's List of Queers

6: Frank Spirda's List of "Why I Hurt"

5: Sandra Brennan's List of Nights She Meant to Go Out But Stayed Home

4: Otkir Halivov's List of Uzbeki Discotheques

3: Calvin Oliver's List of Who's Screwing Who at the DMV

2: Jane Matteson's List of Smells From That One Apartment

1: Herbie Schultz's List of Shmucks