I know, I know. I owe you all an entry detailing my experiences as an intern during the taping of the last episode of the Joan Cusack show.

I don't have the time to do it justice at the moment, but, rest assured, it will involve hilarity, hijinks, and useless details about food. I think part of it will even leave you disillusioned about the whole Hollywood scene. Don't worry, it won't induce any serious angst.

So, until I have some serious free time, I leave you with this: My bathroom is very narrow. That means I can lean against the wall while I pee. I like that.