Look at that timestamp up there. Night shift.

I think I�m going to start demanding that all who come to FadeIn sign a loyalty oath.

I don�t want any guestbook signings that don�t thank me for my service or tell me that they feel God is in the Diaryland.

For Halloween, I attended several parties dressed as Spiederman, the Jewish Spiderman. This look is accomplished by the addition of a yamulke to a Spiderman costume. A yamulke is accomplished by hacking up a ski cap from a thrift store. The effect was grand, and many compliments were received, though I did feel that the skin tight, one piece spidey costume did little to emphasize my spider package, and may, in fact, have actively de-emphasized it.

Oy. Jewish super powers.

Good luck at the polls today, people. I hope your lines aren�t too long.

Highly partisan message ahead: Let�s get this bastard out of office.