March 09, 2010 - --
August 23, 2006 - I Made This!
March 23, 2006 - idontevenknow
December 04, 2005 - My Body Is Your Body
July 29, 2005 - Hi!
April 18, 2005 - How To Follow Up An Entry Like That
March 21, 2005 - March
March 12, 2005 - Requiem
February 06, 2040 - Cancer Points
January 29, 2005 - Fuck
January 20, 2005 - Mothers & Fathers
January 15, 2005 - Can't Get Enough of that Funk Funk Funk
January 11, 2005 - Pointless Moaning
January 02, 2005 - Top Ten Top 10 Lists of 2004
December 29, 2004 - Where Else Would The Pot of Gold Be?
December 29, 2004 - What's Happening
December 14, 2004 - Update
December 08, 2004 - You Are Nice
December 05, 2004 - Prognosis: Negative
December 03, 2004 - Friday Fluff
November 22, 2004 - It Still Kinda Smarts, Really
November 19, 2004 - Millennium Park
November 10, 2004 - Sick Boy
November 05, 2004 - Mandates, Not Man Dates
November 02, 2004 - Oy, With The Swinging And Crime Fighting
October 28, 2004 - Blight Flight
October 12, 2004 - Pray For Mojo
September 25, 2004 - Best Of All, As I'm Doing All This, The Unemployment Checks Are Rolling In
September 18, 2004 - I Wonder What My 12% Quote Will Be!
September 13, 2004 - Stranger Things
September 10, 2004 - I've Got My Reasons
August 23, 2004 - I Love You All, And I Sincerely Miss You
August 11, 2004 - I Love My Co-Workers, I Really Do
August 05, 2004 - Reggae? Never Heard of the Dude
July 26, 2004 - Fort Sensible
July 24, 2004 - And Now 'Mutant X' Is On. Who Watches That Show?
July 22, 2004 - A Thousand Thundering Thrills Await Me
July 20, 2004 - Am I Only Dreaming? Or Is This Burning An Eternal Flame?
July 12, 2004 - Looking Out For The Little Guy
July 11, 2004 - I Should Probably Develop a Drinking Problem
June 28, 2004 - Fifty Hours of a Second First Date
June 22, 2004 - Still
June 10, 2004 - Got It Maid (This Title is Very TVZero)
June 07, 2004 - At This Point in the Afternoon, I Usually Either Go Running or Eat an Entire Pizza
May 31, 2004 - Super Size Me on the Day After Tomorrow While I Go Stand Over Here in LA Traffic with My Wet Underwear
May 26, 2004 - The Office, This Office
May 20, 2004 - Mugs & Bugs
May 15, 2004 - The Ballad of Bill and Jamie - Or - Vodka, Whiskey, and Cigarettes, an Ode
April 20, 2004 - The Aborted Pantaloons and the Long Way To Go
April 12, 2004 - IMDB & I
April 10, 2004 - The Eight Minute Difference
April 05, 2004 - When I Think ABout Me, I Touch Myself
March 30, 2004 - Best Laid Plans
March 19, 2004 - Al Hawa Sawa
March 15, 2004 - Check Your Local Listings...Because, You Know, I'm There
March 12, 2004 - In The Mood For Curry, I Am
March 09, 2004 - She's Gotta Have It
March 05, 2004 - Hitler Burger
March 03, 2004 - Interplanetary Delight
March 01, 2004 - Taking Back the Billy
February 18, 2004 - Don't I have These Long Spells of Not Updating Once a Year Or So?
February 10, 2004 - Common Sense
February 09, 2004 - Let Me Eat Cake!
February 06, 2004 - Going Binoculars
February 03, 2004 - A Chance of Thunder
January 28, 2004 - What goes on in that place in the dark?
January 23, 2004 - Distinguishing Characteristics
January 22, 2004 - (Unintelligible)
January 14, 2004 - Mayim Bialik
January 13, 2004 - And I Think You Do
January 08, 2004 - The Top 10 Meals of 2003
January 07, 2004 - Oh Bill, Poor Bill, Momma's Hung You In The Closet And I'm Feelin' So Ill
January 05, 2004 - I Told Them All I Killed A Bear
December 19, 2003 - No Holiday Pranks This Year. Probably.
December 15, 2003 - Nice Coma
December 10, 2003 - Dog Army
November 26, 2003 - This Entry Is Long On Exposition, But There's Kissing At The End
November 21, 2003 - You Knew I Was Going To Say This...
November 18, 2003 - Let's Make A Picture!
November 13, 2003 - Internal Affairs of an Extremely Geeky and Inside Magnitude
November 12, 2003 - Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
November 10, 2003 - In Order To Be Allowed To Do That, You'd Have To Join Some Club That Allows You To Do That
November 04, 2003 - The Halloween Entry Title Was a Reference to that Ministry Song, You Losers
November 03, 2003 - Part Of My Job Involves A 94 Year Old Excessive Masturbator
October 31, 2003 - Boo Boo Bow Bow Bop Bop
October 30, 2003 - Sleepy
October 29, 2003 - Hungrily, She Returns
October 28, 2003 - The True Height of Human Culture
October 27, 2003 - 507th Entry Spectacular!
October 22, 2003 - ...And Start Getting Real...
October 19, 2003 - The Rescue, The Narrow Escape, And A New Beginning
October 17, 2003 - Apparently, The Universe Is Out To Humiliate Me
October 15, 2003 - This Entry Written In Solidarity With The Striking Grocery Workers (With Apologies to Wendy M.)
October 14, 2003 - My Email With Sally
October 11, 2003 - Let's Go Crazy, Broadway Style!
October 10, 2003 - The Good Kind of Drama
October 09, 2003 - My Name Came Up!
October 05, 2003 - "Maybe If You Were a Clean Slate...Well, No One's Ever a Clean Slate, Really, But You've Been Written On a Little Too Recently"
October 03, 2003 - Bill Sleep Now?
October 01, 2003 - An Entry Full Of Magic And Wonder
September 26, 2003 - Everything Looks Perfect From Far Away
September 24, 2003 - Oh God, It's Another Day
September 22, 2003 - Not As Cute As I Used To Be
September 19, 2003 - Jonny, Some Squirrels Just Destroyed Your Flower Pot...And Our Dreams
September 17, 2003 - He Got Wounded In Korea, But It Was OK Because They Had Really Funny Doctors
September 15, 2003 - No Control Of It
September 12, 2003 - Fucking Amy Poehler Stole My Le Tigre CD, The Bitch
September 11, 2003 - This Monkey's Gone To Heaven
September 10, 2003 - All I'm Sayin', Pretty Baby...
September 09, 2003 - A Mixed Bag of Pork Rinds, And Several Things You're Better Off Not Having
September 07, 2003 - Barney
September 06, 2003 - FadeIn: Strange Phenomena Edition
September 05, 2003 - "I love life when it's good, which it always is if you have taste"
September 04, 2003 - "I've Argued In Front Of Every Judge In This State, Often As A Lawyer!"
September 02, 2003 - I Never Said The Rolling Stones Were "Emo"
September 01, 2003 - Copying and Pasting Makes Entry Writing Easy
August 29, 2003 - The Possibilities
August 28, 2003 - Penis Cleaning
August 26, 2003 - When You're Laughing...
August 25, 2003 - Where's My Ring?
August 22, 2003 - Such Great Heights
August 19, 2003 - Where Else Can You Stab Someone With A Pencil And Get Off By Just Apologizing?
August 18, 2003 - An Adorable Hitler
August 15, 2003 - Smell You Later
August 13, 2003 - "I Was Just Thinking The Same Thing..."
August 10, 2003 - The Excuses
August 07, 2003 - Vote For Me If You Want To Live
August 07, 2003 - Oh, Temping
August 04, 2003 - Will There Ever Be A Rainbow?
August 01, 2003 - And So Ended July
July 28, 2003 - "I'd Hate To Get A Black Eye, Because If I Did, What's To Say It Won't Also Become Lazy?"
July 27, 2003 - Why You'd Want To Live Here
July 24, 2003 - We Spent Our Entire First Three Days Together
July 21, 2003 - More And More Annoyed
July 17, 2003 - A Brief Title That Somehow Amusingly Highlights Something Said Elsewhere In The Entry Without Revealing Much Detail
July 16, 2003 - I Would Call Myself 'Murray'
July 11, 2003 - Allergic To Bears
July 09, 2003 - She Rolls Her Eyes, Her Beautiful Eyes
July 08, 2003 - No, Really
July 03, 2003 - Oh, Wait, You Have Jobs
July 02, 2003 - With A Love Like That, You Know That Can't Be Bad
July 01, 2003 - Her Grandmother Did Like Me, Except For My Fervent Support Of The Reichstag
June 27, 2003 - You Make A Good God
June 26, 2003 - It Would Have Been Nice To Know There'd Be Zombies
June 24, 2003 - Why? Why Was I Programmed To Feel Pain?
June 23, 2003 - Aspirant
June 20, 2003 - Tijuana!
June 17, 2003 - Those Liberal Freaks Go Too Far
June 13, 2003 - Sometimes Pants Just Need To Come Off
June 11, 2003 - Now Let's Get Drunk and Play Ping Pong!
June 09, 2003 - And I Was Going To Start The Great American Novel Today
June 06, 2003 - A Cupcake In The Drain
June 05, 2003 - Out Of Sight
June 04, 2003 - Day In The Life
May 29, 2003 - I'm Going To Ask You Very Respectfully To Stop Talking To Me
May 24, 2003 - Fish, Chips, And A Pint
May 22, 2003 - William, It Was Really Nothing
May 20, 2003 - I Could Be A Houseboy
May 19, 2003 - I Need To Know If You're Serious
May 16, 2003 - You Had To Sneak Into My Room, Just To Read My Diary
May 15, 2003 - Average Waves In Unprotected Waters
May 13, 2003 - A Very Hollywood Weekend
May 09, 2003 - Something Of A Something
May 08, 2003 - And Here Now, The News
May 06, 2003 - Does Not Smell Like Teen Spirit
May 05, 2003 - Maybe You're Scared To Say
May 03, 2003 - Crisitunity
May 02, 2003 - We're Not Enemies, We Just Disagree
May 01, 2003 - A Man Of Letters
April 30, 2003 - Show And Tell 2
April 29, 2003 - The Bill Newsletter Is Distributed Once Every Two Weeks
April 28, 2003 - Human Behavior
April 26, 2003 - I Gotta Know Right Now
April 25, 2003 - There Are Ways
April 24, 2003 - The Corrections
April 22, 2003 - You Still Use Gel? That's So 80's
April 18, 2003 - The Hard Easy Thing
April 16, 2003 - Thank God We Finally Captured ABBA
April 14, 2003 - I Am Hiding In An Undisclosed Location
April 11, 2003 - There Are Mountains Along Oak Street Beach, Made Of Steel And Just As Beautiful
April 10, 2003 - Once, Barry Went Through a Phase Where He Didn't Eat Anything for Three Weeks
April 09, 2003 - In The End, She Thought The Roses Were A Sweet Gesture
April 07, 2003 - How To Convince People You're Psycho in One Easy Step
April 04, 2003 - Simple
April 04, 2003 - Silverman, McCarthy, Hussein
April 02, 2003 - War?
March 30, 2003 - FadeIn Sunday Magazine (409th Entry Special!)
March 28, 2003 - Celozzi-Ettleson Chevrolet Was Also Mentioned
March 27, 2003 - I Ask You Very Confidentially
March 24, 2003 - Well, NOW It All Makes Sense
March 21, 2003 - The Time I Was In Handcuffs
March 20, 2003 - Breaking News!
March 20, 2003 - People Who Don't Know
March 12, 2003 - 1-800
March 11, 2003 - Kuldeep, Kuldeep It Put Her Butt To Sleep
March 08, 2003 - Some Morning Without Any Warning
February 20, 2003 - Spider Bite At Disneyland
February 12, 2003 - Madly, Deeply
February 07, 2003 - 6th Grade Wisdom
February 06, 2003 - Apology
February 05, 2003 - OK, Buddy?
January 28, 2003 - Other Sudden Fiction
January 27, 2003 - Silence, Demon!
January 23, 2003 - Panamian Schooooonah
January 17, 2003 - Operation: Pinky Finger
January 14, 2003 - I'll Take A Double Cheeseburger, Large Fries, And Exclusive Rights To My Material
January 10, 2003 - I Wish You All That Your Heart Desires And Your First Kiss From A Boy
January 07, 2003 - Much Less Pie
December 30, 2002 - Besides, It Was His Idea
December 22, 2002 - Enough, Already
December 20, 2002 - Did I Mention the Gay Male Porn?
December 19, 2002 - Home Sweet Home Chicago
December 18, 2002 - Now That's A Reason
December 16, 2002 - Safe and Warm
December 13, 2002 - Ask Him If He Jumped in the Pool
December 11, 2002 - Chemistry Sets
December 09, 2002 - $ 1 6 7
December 04, 2002 - Not Bleeding, But Close
December 03, 2002 - Bosco Wolcott
November 25, 2002 - More Unwanted Roommates
November 25, 2002 - Joe, Don't Bother With This One
November 22, 2002 - Brown Line
November 19, 2002 - Just A Thought
November 18, 2002 - And You Wonder Why I Don't Write Anymore
November 08, 2002 - All That Heaven Holds
October 25, 2002 - Wesley Snipes?
October 18, 2002 - In The Shape Of The United States
October 15, 2002 - "Um, Actually, That's A Piece Of Bread"
October 11, 2002 - Los Angeles Loves Love
October 09, 2002 - The Call Of The Couch
October 08, 2002 - La-La No-No
October 04, 2002 - Getting The Ass Involved
October 02, 2002 - Not Even Slightly Guilty Feeling
October 01, 2002 - Words For You To Read
September 30, 2002 - The Internet Equivalent Of Whistling With Your Hands In Your Pockets
September 28, 2002 - Drink And Be Ill Tonight
September 27, 2002 - Errors!
September 22, 2002 - Only Slightly, Only Slightly Less Than I Used To
September 20, 2002 - The Office of Homeland Sincerity: Alert Level Pretty Fucking Orange
September 19, 2002 - The Kid Stays Near The Picture
September 18, 2002 - Cheating
September 17, 2002 - I'm Not Willy
September 15, 2002 - Everything
September 12, 2002 - Had It, Lost It
September 10, 2002 - Orange Crotch
September 09, 2002 - If We Had Mountains
September 06, 2002 - "I'm Not Asking You To Marry Me, But I Am Asking You To Date Me Indefinitely."
September 04, 2002 - Naturally
August 29, 2002 - 86,400 Seconds
August 27, 2002 - God Said No
August 26, 2002 - She's Seen Me Naked
August 22, 2002 - Dementia!
August 22, 2002 - Dementia!
August 20, 2002 - Some Funny, Some Serious
August 17, 2002 - Selling Out to Clix
August 17, 2002 - I Have Stuff Going On
August 14, 2002 - Perfecto
August 10, 2002 - Nekkid And Laying Down
August 08, 2002 - It Begins Anew
August 07, 2002 - Three Weeks In
August 02, 2002 - Television
August 01, 2002 - A Quickie
July 30, 2002 - Another Day, Another Day
July 29, 2002 - Another Check In The Angsty Column
July 25, 2002 - I have No Fucking Life Whatsoever
July 23, 2002 - Whoosh
July 19, 2002 - It Begins!
July 18, 2002 - The Girl Just Ain't Chicago
July 12, 2002 - Who Wants To Suck?
July 11, 2002 - You're The Man Now, Dog
July 07, 2002 - The Love That Dare Not
July 04, 2002 - The Freedom To Post
July 03, 2002 - Sip Here With Cover On
July 01, 2002 - You Take The Good, You Take The Bad
June 29, 2002 - The Second Draft
June 27, 2002 - It Would Be So Easy Just To Call This Entry 'Suedehead' And Be Done With It
June 26, 2002 - Too Much Summer
June 25, 2002 - Ridiculous Naked
June 22, 2002 - We've Got Bush!
June 20, 2002 - Oh, I Forgot I Had To Come Up With A Title For This One
June 19, 2002 - Does This Qualify As Angst?
June 18, 2002 - You Know You're Pretty Good Lookin', For A Webpage
June 14, 2002 - FadeIn Is My Girlfriend
June 11, 2002 - Birthday Farmer's Tan
June 06, 2002 - The Continuing Erotic Adventures of Bill
June 04, 2002 - I Walk In LA
May 31, 2002 - Start Spreading The News....
May 28, 2002 - Crossing The Line
May 27, 2002 - My New Fighting Technique
May 26, 2002 - Story, Story Die
May 24, 2002 - Eight Days Left
May 23, 2002 - Bad Back, Fabulous Hair, And A Didgeridoo
May 22, 2002 - Honorable Vaginal Discharge
May 21, 2002 - We'll Be Back Shortly
May 15, 2002 - And, Once, I Sawr a Blimp!
May 13, 2002 - 300th Entry Craptacular
May 10, 2002 - All Set To Sell Out
May 09, 2002 - From The Middle East To My Ass
May 08, 2002 - You Like-a The Juice?
May 03, 2002 - The Savoy Blend
May 02, 2002 - I Am The Stranger, Kissing Yassir Arafat
May 01, 2002 - Conspiracy Shoes
April 30, 2002 - Show And Tell
April 29, 2002 - Various Ways To Get My Kicks
April 25, 2002 - All Because Of My Mattress
April 25, 2002 - A Good Professor, Gone
April 24, 2002 - Socks And Stir Fry
April 23, 2002 - Let's Talk Seriously About The Rock & Roll
April 22, 2002 - A Reason To Live
April 20, 2002 - Resourceful Or Just Plain Dishonest?
April 19, 2002 - DANG!
April 18, 2002 - What, Me Worry?
April 17, 2002 - Shake It Up Baby, Now
April 11, 2002 - Inappropriate Is Hard To Spell
April 10, 2002 - One Half Of A Fortune
April 09, 2002 - No More French Kissing
April 08, 2002 - Used To Be A Nice Boy
April 05, 2002 - Homosexual Cheesecake
April 04, 2002 - He Was Just French
April 01, 2002 - Smells Like Chicken
March 29, 2002 - Grumpy Old Man
March 28, 2002 - Clueless
March 26, 2002 - Shalom Y'all
March 25, 2002 - Bees On A Stick
March 24, 2002 - Shallow Bill
March 23, 2002 - An Improv Show and Some Netiquette
March 22, 2002 - No Kevins, No Brians
March 21, 2002 - Gabbin' 'Bout God
March 20, 2002 - From Urinating To Theology
March 19, 2002 - I Apply This Lesson To Video Games, Mostly
March 18, 2002 - No Time To Be A Wunderkind
March 15, 2002 - Shoe Mutiny
March 14, 2002 - A Goddamn Talking Baby
March 13, 2002 - Childhood Genius
March 12, 2002 - The Eventual Pop
March 11, 2002 - Cinema Verite and Homeless Corporations
March 08, 2002 - Alphabetical Order
March 06, 2002 - Plink
March 04, 2002 - And Scene
March 02, 2002 - Who, What, Where
February 28, 2002 - I Ain't Like No School
February 27, 2002 - Who Moved My Brain?
February 25, 2002 - Pharmaceutical Handjob
February 24, 2002 - Panic On The Streets Of Chicago
February 23, 2002 - FadeIn Music Awards
February 22, 2002 - Corned Beef and Tater Tots
February 19, 2002 - The Borg Are Forcing Me To Do Their Bidding
February 18, 2002 - Poop Smear Cleaner Seeks Work
February 15, 2002 - SMACK!
February 14, 2002 - Guidance And Discipline
February 13, 2002 - "Knock 'Em Out Da Box, Luke!"
February 12, 2002 - Links-A-Plenty
February 11, 2002 - Radiator Murder
February 10, 2002 - "Tu Stultus Es"
February 07, 2002 - Help Me Mary, Please
February 06, 2002 - You Poor Fat Bastard
February 04, 2002 - Good Advice
February 02, 2002 - From FadeIn With Love
February 01, 2002 - I Like Being Loved
January 30, 2002 - Quickly Approaching Asshole
January 28, 2002 - This Entry Is Worth At Least Ten Dollars
January 26, 2002 - Beep
January 25, 2002 - Murder Spree?
January 24, 2002 - Cyrogenically Frozen Chinese
January 21, 2002 - All About My Mother
January 17, 2002 - Fedoras Are Still Unacceptable, Though
January 16, 2002 - These Things Usually Happen In Threes
January 14, 2002 - I May Be Pregnant
January 12, 2002 - I Barely Remembered My Own Name
January 10, 2002 - Slept Late Accidentally
January 09, 2002 - Dormroom Diddlers
January 08, 2002 - No Cure For It
January 07, 2002 - I Could Have Gone On And On
January 04, 2002 - Coffee Pasta
December 30, 2001 - Sentient Radiators, An Epiphany, And Television Adventures
December 28, 2001 - Television Pigeons
December 27, 2001 - Oh, The Sincerity!
December 24, 2001 - What, You Think I Shouldn't Be Updating?
December 19, 2001 - Kevin, You're Worrying Me
December 18, 2001 - Anything Involving Fried Potatoes
December 14, 2001 - Ho! Ho! Ow!
December 12, 2001 - You Meddling Kids
December 11, 2001 - Back To The Basics
December 10, 2001 - Declining Females
December 9, 2001 - Typing For Typing's Sake
December 8, 2001 - Bored Before It Even Began
December 7, 2001 - Something About Infamy Or Something
December 5, 2001 - Seven Months To Live
December 4, 2001 - Schadenallemeinverbrechen
December 3, 2001 - Cheaper Than Therapy and Better Than Booze
November 30, 2001 - Start Spreading the News
November 30, 2001 - Arsenic and Old Lace
November 28, 2001 - Collecting My Hot Dog Money
November 27, 2001 - And It Feels Like Being 15
November 25, 2001 - Leave Me Alone, I'm In Control
November 22, 2001 - Solemn Ramadan Wishes
November 20, 2001 - I Kill You
November 16, 2001 - The Man Who Shouldn't Be There
November 14, 2001 - I Even Had To Buy A Compass!
November 13, 2001 - I Look Fabulous!
November 11, 2001 - The Opposite of Bisexual Stripper Sex
November 10, 2001 - Please Let Me Die
November 7, 2001 - The Conan O'Brien Interview
November 7, 2001 - Are You Looking To Replace Andy Richter?
November 6, 2001 - Eggs On Toast, Eggs On Tits
November 5, 2001 - Celebrities In Disguise
November 3, 2001 - Challenged
November 2, 2001 - Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before
November 1, 2001 - 'Trailar' Park Writers
October 31, 2001 - Check This Box For Yes
October 29, 2001 - Cor, An Admffion!
October 26, 2001 - Low Key Return
October 20, 2001 - Huge Little Significance
October 16, 2001 - Godspeed, Tony
Ocotber 12, 2001 - Hey Now, Hey Now
October 11, 2001 - On Not Getting Laid In College And Other Mishaps
October 9, 2001 - "Not Going To Invest Myself If You Want To Do Me Funny"
October 8, 2001 - Behind the FadeIn
October 6, 2001 - Music To Compare And Contrast
October 5, 2001 - A Letter To My Future Wife
October 3, 2001 - Stammering Yokels
Ocotber 2, 2001 - Pornagraphus
October 1, 2001 - Shoes, Garlic, And Wacky Nude Neighbors
September 26, 2001 - Puffy Cheeks
September 24, 2001 - Alien Clerical Errors
September 21, 2001 - I'll Be On The Set
September 19, 2001 - Please Show Me Your Papers
September 17, 2001 - Irish Car Bombs Less Lethal Than Normal
September 14, 2001 - Not Necessarily Buying The World A Coke
September 14, 2001 - Delete
September 12, 2001 - Stopped Watches
September 11, 2001 - Asking Brides For Water
September 7, 2001 - Sign My Yearbook, China
September 6, 2001 - Rare #1 Update, Yeah! Dig it!
September 5, 2001 - The Deal And Outsider Art
September 4, 2001 - Putting On The Ritz
August 30, 2001 - Bed & Breakfast
August 29, 2001 - Ok, Really, I'm Back
August 23, 2001 - How I Finally Escaped My Captors
August 16, 2001 - A Diary Entry: Priceless
August 11, 2001 - Caffeine Was The Culprit
August 10, 2001 - Apricot Jelly, Of Course
August 8, 2001 - That Little Voice
August 7, 2001 - The Ol' Fork In The Eye
August 6, 2001 - The World Is Mine, And It Owes Me A Living
August 5, 2001 - Things That Happen Despite The Best Of Intentions
August 4, 2001 - Alf, Lenny, and Squiggy Caught In Shocking Menage a Trois!
August 3, 2001 - Lawsuit City, Population: Me
August 2, 2001 - Chocolate Covered Corpse
August 1, 2001 - Point And Click
July 31, 2001 - The Naked News
July 28, 2001 - The Old Man And The Cats
July 27, 2001 - Diamond Cutting Nipples
July 24, 2001 - A Hippy Saves The Day!
July 22, 2001 - When Mattresses Attack
July 20, 2001 - The Young Death Of Vanilla 'Pickle' Ice
July 16, 2001 - I Still Want To Go Home, Though
July 14, 2001 - An Otherwise Typical Friday
July 13, 2001 - Snowman Poop
July 12, 2001 - White Riot
July 11, 2001 - Big Babies Not In The Tabloids
July 10, 2001 - London? Paris? Milan? Lesbians?
July 7, 2001 - But He's a Cheerleader!
July 4, 2001 - An Independence Lesson
July 3, 2001 - I Dream of Diaryland
July 2, 2001 - Perry The Penguin
June 28, 2001 - Our Ghosts Still Play There
June 22, 2001 - Tomb Raider Cold Medicine (Now With More Cleavage!)
June 20, 2001 - Thank God For Video Games
June 17, 2001 - I Think About You All The Time
June 14, 2001 - Or Something Like That, Really
June 13, 2001 - Excel Fuckin' Rules, Man!
June 12, 2001 - A Cute Blond Kinda Birthday
June 11, 2001 - Barnaby Olson
June 6, 2001 - Fogs, Nebulas, and Trixies
June 5, 2001 - Status
June 2, 2001 - Happy Belated New Year
June 1, 2001 - Barbecues, Birthdays, and Dogs
May 30, 2001 - Diaryland High: Sophmore Year
May 29, 2001 - D'Land High
May 25, 2001 - Name Tags
May 24, 2001 - Waiting For Scenic
May 23, 2001 - Same Day
May 22, 2001 - Resisting Calling This 'Cleveland Rocks'
May 17, 2001 - C'mon, Rocky Boy
May 15, 2001 - Don't Delay, Apply Today!
May 11, 2001 - The Definition Of 'Is'
May 9, 2001 - An Alien Insult
May 8, 2001 - An Offer Declined
May 7, 2001 - Our Horizon, Our Sunsets
May 4, 2001 - Metal Nosed Donkey Boy
May 3, 2001 - I Do This So You Don't Have To
May 2, 2001 - At Least I'm Updating Regularly
May 1, 2001 - But, It Can't Hurt
April 29, 2001 - FadeIn: The First Hundred Entries
April 27, 2001 - Still Faded
April 21, 2001 - Fancy School Learnin'
April 19, 2001 - He Was Feeling Good: He Had Been Jogging for About Twenty Minutes, a Smoke In One Hand, a Cup of Coffee In the Other
April 17, 2001 - UberFuckwads
April 15, 2001 - Obvious
April 14, 2001 - Skip: Cryptic
April 13, 2001 - Adventures In Thrifting
April 11, 2001 - A Sweet Passover Tale
April 10, 2001 - I Don't Wanna Be A Unabomber
April 9, 2001 - Serenity And Comprehension: Achieved
April 8, 2001 - Information, Please
April 7. 2001 - Bring It On, World
April 6, 2001 - This Old House
April 2, 2001 - Resurrected
March 29, 2001 - I Found It!
March 27, 2001 - Would You Have Laughed?
March 25, 2001 - All Systems Go (Sponsored By Coffee)
March 22, 2001 - Sushi, Running, Death and Mancow
March 18, 2001 - The Second To Last Day In Cusack Land
March 17, 2001 - Must Avoid Sunlight
March 17, 2001 - A Lame Excuse For An Entry, It Is
March 15, 2001 - Stay Tuned: Film At Eleven
March 12, 2001 - A Renewed Vow And A Threat
March 7, 2001 - FadeIn Goes Lo-Fi (With A Guest Appearance By Cindy Crawford)
March 6, 2001 - Otherwise Attractive
March 2, 2001 - Splurging On Crab Rangoon Not Allowed
March 1, 2001 - Buzzings
Feb 28, 2001 - Let's Help A Friend Today
Feb 27, 2001 - Someday I'll Get To Do This Too
Feb 26, 2001 - Seven Thirty Would Be Nice
Feb 21, 2001 - From Gnomes to Shillehlaghs
Feb 16, 2001 - I Am Not Fat...I Swear
Feb 13, 2001 - I...Am...Aquaman! (Kind Of)
Feb 9, 2001 - Free Food!
Feb 7, 2001 - The Logic Of 1946
Feb 4, 2001 - A Christmas Story
Feb 2 2001 - A Narrow Escape
Feb 1 2001 - A Very Special Episode of FadeIn
Jan 31 2001 - This...Is Grand
Jan 30 2001 - Complacency
Jan 29 2001 - You Say You Want A Resolution
Jan 27 2001 - Cheesy Clip Show
Jan 26, 200 - I Found Something Good Today
Jan 25 2001 - Biz Cazh
Jan 24 2001 - How To Find Out If You Will Ever Travel Through Time
Jan 23, 2001 - Yes, I am Blind, No, I CAN See
Jan 22, 2001 - Boy For Sale! (Is this legal, man?)
Jan 20, 2001 EB - All Hail!
Jan 17 2001 - I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow
Jan 13 2001 - Manifesto Or Why Not To See Movies With Tim Allen
Jan 10 2001 - Lawful Evil
Jan 5 2001 - East Meeting West
Jan 3 2001 - Triple X Feint
Jan 2 2001 - Foggy Bottoms
Dec 27 2000 - Life: Not Too Shabby
Dec 24 2000 - Christmas Disclaimer
Dec 22 2000 - Oh, What a Week It Was!
Dec 19 2000 - I Have No Idea What to Call This Entry
Dec 15 2000 - I Need Some Lunch
Dec 13 2000 - Adventures in the Small Screen Trade
Dec 8 2000 - The Long Plastic Hallway, with Thanks To Hunter S. Thompson
Dec 6 2000 - Jitters of the Caffeinated Kind
Dec 5 2000 - Instant Entry
Dec 1 2000 - Debauchery and Chalupas
Nov 28 2000 - Work Angst Entry RE: Tape and The Gap
Nov 27 2000 - Pigeons, French Girls, Teen Boys, and Pee
Nov 24 2000 - Obligatory Humorous Thanksgiving/Family Angst Entry
Nov 21 2000 - English Products
Nov 18 2000 - Captured
Nov 16 2000 - The Simpson's Episode
Nov 14 2000 - Potentially Boring
Nov 11 2000 - I've Got Ice Cream
Nov 7 2000 - I Met America
Nov 3 2000 - November Sweeps
Nov 1 2000 - Shirking Duty
Oct 29 2000 - Sundays are Better
Oct 28 2000 - Ouch
Oct 25 2000 - Why I'm So Goddamned Exciting
Oct 24 2000 - How Things Work
Oct 20 2000 - Hey, Professor, what's another name for idiot?
Oct 19 2000 - Long and Lovely
Oct 14 2000 - The First London Entry
Oct 12 2000 - A Sigh and I'm Back
Oct 4 2000 - Across The Sea
Oct 3 2000 - Nasal Drippings
Sept 29 2000 - Beaming
Sept 27 2000 - Overheard on the El
Sept 26 2000 - Teen Boy Scientist
Sept 24 2000 - Loves To Eat Clams
Sept 23 2000 - True American Beauty
Sept 21 2000 - Inevitable
Sept 20 2000 - The Future: 2004
Sept 19 2000 - As A Result Of
Sept 18 2000 - My Worst Entry Yet
Sept 15 2000 - Kids Today
Sept 14 2000 - Cravings
Sept 12 2000 - The Grand Paradox
Sept 11 2000 - The Casting Process
Sept 8 2000 - Background
Sept 7 2000 - Episode 1: Pilot (Here She Comes)

 

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