Well, I, for one, am very excited about the fact that Mars was once, as the mission scientists said “soaking wet.” You know I’m something of a science/astronomy buff, so this news really got me going. I mean, just listen to this quote from NASA scientist Steve Squyres:

“We have concluded that the rocks here were once soaked in liquid water,” he said. “Mars, at one point, was soaking wet. God, it was so wet. Mmmm, yeah. You like that, don’t you Mars? Yeah, you do. Mmm, so wet. You feel so good. You’re a dirty little planet, aren’t you? Yeah you are. Mmmm, hema-TIGHT!”

True story.

One of my co-workers here at the ol’ reality show is a gay. He’s so gay, in fact, that he’s thinking of going up to San Francisco with his boyfriend to get married.

He really didn’t have much desire to get married before, but he’s become increasingly pissed about the opposition to gay marriage. He wants to do it as a political statement now, more than anything. I am in total support of this, as I am a supporter of gay marriage as well. I can only imagine what it would be like to be in his shoes, and have the government tell you that you’re a second class citizen simply because of the way you were born.

As he put it: “If they’re not going to give me all my rights, why should I even pay taxes? They can do just fine without my dirty gay money.”

And the fact that Bush is making that and the portrayal of himself as a “war president” at the center of his campaign? Good, I’m glad. I think that will make it easier for Kerry (along with, hopefully, Edwards) to make him look like an idiot.

I pray to God we get sixteen years of those two. Well, when Bush/Cheney is the alternative, anyway.

I’ve got a show tonight, at the very reasonable hour of 8pm. It’s free. You should go.

Oh, and if you're on a mac, go get addicted.