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February 12, 2003 - 11:23 am Who is this �Oscar� guy? Man alive, it is raining like mad here in Los Angeles today. Apparently the rumors are true. For a few, good, solid hours per year, water will fall from the sky in this town. I�m keeping my fingers crossed for a freak cold snap. Not because I�m all wistful and miss the snow. I just really want to see everyone in this city completely freak out. Also, I have 10,000 snowscrapers and assorted shovels stashed in my closet. Profiteering! Before I forget: Someone wrote me an email to tell me that they read all of FadeIn, but I forgot to write back and their email is gone now. That person is now eligible for the free congratulatory barbecue. Also, a masked stranger left me a message with a link to a job to which I applied. I haven�t heard anything yet, but just to sweeten the pot: Anyone who secures me employment will also be eligible for grilled chicken. And several hours of sweaty makin� out. It has recently come to my attention that my roommate and this shmo believe I am endowed with an enormous ego. I suspect they�ve been talking. All I can say in response to their accusations is that when you�re a flat broke, unemployed Los Angeles wannabe with an unproduced screenplay....whew! Can you blame me? Lastly, on a deeply personal note: Know what I miss? Spontaneous combustion.
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