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June 13, 2001 - 9:33 am

Excel Fuckin' Rules, Man!

Ah, today I am updating fromm wonderful, wonderful work. All the clones here constantly amaze me that anyone actually actively chooses to attend business school. "Hmm, I really think I want to look at spreadsheets for 40 years, retire, and die sometime soon after that. That's been my dream since I was a kid." Amazing.

In other news, remember that old entry of mine called How To Travel Through Time? Well, kids, on a whim, I sent it to McSweeney's, and, while they didn't actually publish it, they did print it in their letters section. Then, some snot-nosed chick actually tried to rebuff my findings! I'm going to give her what-for, I tell you. Anyway, now that I can legitimately mention my name and McSweeneys in the same sentence, I couldn't be more pleased and amused. I will now start acquiring an entourage of "people."

Re: Sex - I likes it.

Speaking of which, Sally is going to London all next week on bidness. I haven't decided yet whether to take applications for an e-girlfriend again or simply invest in pornography, or a combination thereof. Watch this space for details.

Back to work. Viva la spreadsheets!

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