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August 27, 2002 - 11:41 am I seem to have pissed off/annoyed/sowed the seeds of doubt in a large number of the Diarylandentsia with yesterday�s �anti-yo� entry. Excellent. Unrelated: When I was a little kid, I was constantly asking God for super powers. It probably reveals a lot about me that I honestly believed that I would eventually receive them. In my mind, there was no reason I shouldn�t get super powers. �God,� I reasoned with him. �Um, it�s me.� He obviously never saw it my way. I think maybe I was asking too much. See, I didn�t just want to fly, or shoot laser beams out of my eyes, or any of the other mundane �super� powers. I actually wanted control over everything in existence. I wanted to be Assistant God. Or Co-God. Perhaps it�s obvious, but I never got my internship with God. It�s for the best, probably. I really wasn�t planning on doing anything terribly evil. But, I do admit that, with God-like powers, I likely would have become bored by now and unleashed gigantic killer robots on all of you, just to see what you would do. In other words, you owe me. I finally just remembered why I was thinking about that, which is good, because having thoughts that actually go somewhere is generally desirable. I was thinking about it because I put another thing in the �Stuff That Should Happen Just Because I Want It To Happen� file this morning: I want it to snow in Los Angeles. I also want them to build a city-wide subway system. By Christmas. They best get on that. Lastly: This past Thursday I met her and her for hot dogs and I must say that they are both extraordinarily cute and funny and should be read. Also, Weezy got herself a webcam and you have not seen cute hair tousling until you have seen her hair tousle.
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