Occasionally (more often than should be legally allowed, actually), you run across a quote like this:

"Sing like nobodys listening, Love you cannot be hurt, Dance like nobodys watching, Live like it's heaven on earth."

-Some Shmaltzy Shmuck

Other times, you run across a quote like this:

"I want to be the type of guy who has a loud, drunk argument with his supermodel girlfriend in a posh hotel lobby and then stumbles outside to throw up in a limousine."

-Conan O'Brien

Amen, Conan.