Here's a picture that my former employers took to put up in the lobby of their office. Before the photo could go up, they politely fired me a few days before Christmas. Right before they deleted my email account, they handed this photo back to me, suggesting that perhaps I "could give it to my mom."

The bastards.

Working in a corporate office makes me feel like I want to rebel, but there's really nothing to rebel against. Everyone is decent, casual, and foul-mouthed. And I'm getting paid to play all day long, occasionally stopping to pick up a phone.

Ah, complacency...