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Jan 24 2001 - 2:44 pm

How To Find Out If You Will Ever Travel Through Time

Have you ever wondered whether or not you would get the opportunity to travel through time? We all have! Fortunately, I have devised a method whereby you can determine just that fact. Simply follow these easy steps:

1: Look at a calendar. Write down today's date on a piece of paper (referred to herein as 'the note').

2: Look at your watch (a clock or other timepiece will do if your watch is unavailable). Note the current time. Now, write down the time it will be five minutes from now.

3: Put the note in your pocket or other safe place on your person (IMPORTANT: Keep the note with you at all times for the rest of your life!!! I cannot overstress this enough!!! Perhaps these three exclamation points will help: !!!)

4: If, at some point in the future, you ever come across a time machine, simply remove the note from your pocket, or other safe place, and punch in the time and date written on the note.

5: Revel in the paradox of meeting your future self!

If you follow these easy steps carefully, you should find out in about five minutes whether or not you will ever travel through time! It worked for me! Let me know how it goes!

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