I'm updating from work today, and I'm starting to hate working here. I mean, for the last half hour, I've been rolling up scotch tape into little wads and launching them at the girl in the next cubicle over. Would you believe that she's not even responding?!?! And I know she's in there. It's just so unprofessional.

Since I'm angry anyway, want to know what pisses me off even more?

Those fucking Gap commercials.